Haiku #358 - Fare Thee Well, 2010
Written on 11:09 PM by Jack B.
The year that was not
Bad as I thought it would be
Remembered fondly
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Haiku #357 - The 8th Night of Chanukah
Written on 10:16 PM by Jack B.
Victory of faith
Spread the word forever more
Festival of Lights
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Haiku #356 - The 7th Night of Chanukah
Written on 10:39 PM by Jack B.
Presence evident
Lights flicker; do not flame out
Continued burning
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Haiku #355 - The 6th Night of Chanukah
Written on 9:28 PM by Jack B.
More time is needed
To make fresh supply of oil
Can light last longer?
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Haiku #354 - The 5th Day of Chanukah
Written on 8:39 PM by Jack B.
Drip, drip goes the oil
Into candelabra arms
Tiny flames appear
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Haiku #353 - The 4th Night of Chanukah
Written on 10:17 PM by Jack B.
Not enough oil left
To light up the menorah
Need a miracle
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Haiku #352 - The 3rd Night of Chanukah
Written on 10:15 PM by Jack B.
Only made possible
By the hammer of Judah
Called the Maccabee
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Haiku #351 - The 2nd Night of Chanukah
Written on 11:24 PM by Jack B.
Antiochus reign
Veiled the Holy of Holies
We must cleanse temple
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Haiku #350 - The 1st Night of Chanukah
Written on 10:59 PM by Jack B.
Victory is won
False gods gone; light must return
Someone get the oil
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Haiku #349
Written on 10:22 PM by Jack B.
Plenty leftovers
Can last one several weeks
Always cook too much
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Haiku #348 - For Thanksgiving
Written on 12:00 PM by Jack B.
Thankful for blessings
Yet for the bad things in life
Whom do we thank then
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Haiku #347 - Halloween
Written on 4:55 PM by Jack B.
Dressed up like turkeys
Asking Santa Claus for treats
On All Hallow's Eve
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Luc Besson's "The Messenger": How NOT To Make A Film Based on a Historical Personage
Written on 8:19 PM by Jack B.
Back in August, The Mad Monarchist had a review of a truly terrible film, Luc Besson's 1999 purported biography, The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc. It's well worth reading (and if you haven't seen the film and may one day be considering it, please do so - it'll save you 2+ hours of your life).
As someone who loves Joan of Arc and believes, much like that legendary cynic Mark Twain, that she was "by far the most extraordinary person the human race has ever produced" I find the film nauseating and disrespectful and don't want to waste time explaining it. But it is a foremost example of what NOT to do if you are planning on making a film on a historical person.
When you have to begin your movie about one of the most chronicled people in pre-modern history (we know more about Joan through her trials and re-trials than virtually any other person in medieval history) with a gigantic lie - that of her sister (who DID exist and was NOT murdered) being murdered and raped all because the filmmakers could not imagine Joan actually being motivated by anything so "silly" as patriotism or religious sentiment then you know the movie is not worth it. And it doesn't help when you pretend your main characters is Joan of Arc when it's really someone you made up - the thing about Joan was (and this struck people at the time) is that all the while she said God had sent her she was very normal, plain-spoken, even keeled, she was even very witty, smart and sharp (read some of her testimony and see what I mean). Milla Jovovich portrayed her a screwed-up manic religious fanatic - not the kind of person that could have scared the English or inspired the French.
Filmmaker/writer Ron Maxwell wrote an in-depth takedown of "The Messenger" when it first came out that points out virtually everything wrong with the film. And Virginia Frohlick's Saint Joan of Arc Center website has the lowdown on the "real" Jehanne la Pucelle (Joan the Maid).
Filmmaker/writer Ron Maxwell wrote an in-depth takedown of "The Messenger" when it first came out that points out virtually everything wrong with the film. And Virginia Frohlick's Saint Joan of Arc Center website has the lowdown on the "real" Jehanne la Pucelle (Joan the Maid).
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The Playoffs are Here!
Written on 10:55 AM by Jack B.
So the baseball playoffs are starting. I haven't really blogged throughout this season if only because - as a Yankees fan - I was just expecting my team to make the playoffs. The fact they lost to the Rays for the American League East title doesn't really mean anything these days (sad but true). Wild Card Teams have gone on to the World Series. THIS is when the season really begins. THIS is why Brian Cashman (and every other GM) stockpiles players with zillion dollar contracts who don't do much in the regular season (yes, I'm looking at you AJ Burnett). THIS is the time to start paying attention - because in a limited series anything can happen and any pitcher can shut down a team and anyone can get a lucky bloop hit and POOF! the series is over and the underdog has won.
Sooo, having said that.....GO YANKEES!
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Haiku #346
Written on 10:48 AM by Jack B.
Enough of rainy days
How can anything get done
By staying indoors
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Haiku #345
Written on 1:56 PM by Jack B.
This a dying month
Opening with such promise
Goes out with a sigh
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Haiku #344
Written on 9:46 PM by Jack B.
A moment of peace
Amid the world’s distractions
Hard to attain it
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Haiku #343
Written on 10:28 PM by Jack B.
Remember that day
One you wanted to forget
Well it just passed by
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Haiku #342
Written on 3:24 PM by Jack B.
High humidity
Sweat pours down in bucketfuls
Perspiration sucks
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Haiku #341
Written on 7:40 PM by Jack B.
Insurance issues
Coverage so byzantine
Hard to decipher
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Haiku #340
Written on 5:43 PM by Jack B.
Waiting on the door
Open and reveal what lies
Beyond that first step
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Haiku #339
Written on 10:27 PM by Jack B.
What is this thing sleep
Lethargy fills the body
Overcome the senses
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Haiku #338
Written on 5:00 PM by Jack B.
These things are too tight
Leave an imprint on the skin
Size is deceiving
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Haiku #337
Written on 9:11 PM by Jack B.
On a crowded bus
Barely room enough to stand
The price of cut backs
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Haiku #336
Written on 10:16 PM by Jack B.
Saw a sign that said
Certified pre-owned autos
In other words - used
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Haiku #335
Written on 3:53 PM by Jack B.
I had things to say
They just slipped my mind a bit
It happens often
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Haiku #334
Written on 7:06 AM by Jack B.
How does one respond
To questions with no answers
Just fake your way through
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Haiku #333
Written on 11:27 PM by Jack B.
In the afternoon
The heat rises to ninety
Too hot to do much
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Haiku #332
Written on 8:36 PM by Jack B.
Making travel plans
Harder than it first appears
Just too much to do
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Haiku #331
Written on 8:09 PM by Jack B.
Some illnesses still
Aren’t healed by medicine
Like pain of heartbreak
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Haiku #330
Written on 10:48 PM by Jack B.
Says ninety-nine cents
But after you add the taxes
More than a dollar
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Haiku #329
Written on 11:33 PM by Jack B.
I dream of silence
Words appear but say nothing
They have no meaning
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Haiku #328
Written on 11:30 PM by Jack B.
Stuck in between two
People yakking on their phones
My ears start to ring
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Haiku #327
Written on 11:20 PM by Jack B.
Heat wave upon us
Who knows how long it will last
Time to get out fans
Haiku #326
Written on 8:33 AM by Jack B.
Who pays attention
To what’s on television
It’s all the same thing
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Haiku #325
Written on 11:02 PM by Jack B.
Nothing more thrilling
Then the Yanks win in the ninth
Beating Papelbon
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Haiku #324
Written on 10:59 PM by Jack B.
What is the purpose
Day by day on floating rock
Why us and why now
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Haiku #323
Written on 1:20 PM by Jack B.
Met a man today
Had the face of a bulldog
Bark of a gerbil
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Haiku #322
Written on 2:41 PM by Jack B.
A lazy day’s snooze
Worries take a holiday
What the weekend’s for
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Haiku #321
Written on 1:58 PM by Jack B.
A dark empty space
Cavity within the heart
Where a soul once lay
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Haiku #320
Written on 10:52 PM by Jack B.
Use some strategy
Time to go on the offense
Or no chance to win
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Haiku #319
Written on 10:24 AM by Jack B.
Allergies abound
Sneezing despite the weather
Pollen stay away
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Haiku #318
Written on 11:17 PM by Jack B.
Alarm clock goes off
Effort to get out of bed
Another Monday
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Haiku #317
Written on 9:09 PM by Jack B.
Season starts again
Summer boys return to play
Head for bleacher seats
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Haiku #316 - For Good Friday
Written on 11:18 PM by Jack B.
Tied and nailed to wood
One beaten body cries out
The rest is silence
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Haiku #315
Written on 10:13 PM by Jack B.
Alone he lies still
Arm falls off the bed and hangs
A shabby ending
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Haiku #314
Written on 6:10 PM by Jack B.
Storms don't stop coming
One right after another
What global warming
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Haiku #313
Written on 10:29 PM by Jack B.
Clumps of snow fall fast
City covered in white mist
Careful how you walk
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Haiku #312
Written on 11:14 AM by Jack B.
Snapping chewing gum
Annoys people next to you
Spit or swallow it
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Haiku #311
Written on 11:07 AM by Jack B.
In the wake of storms
Clean up takes twice the effort
When forecasts were wrong
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Haiku #310
Written on 10:05 PM by Jack B.
People talk so loud
Listener inches away
Inexplicable
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Haiku #309
Written on 10:49 PM by Jack B.
Month passes quickly
January like a stone
Rolling right by us
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