Haiku #347 - Halloween

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Written on 4:55 PM by Jack B.

Dressed up like turkeys
Asking Santa Claus for treats
On All Hallow's Eve

Apophysis: Bramma Waves

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Written on 12:34 AM by Jack B.

Apophysis: Half-Wing

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Written on 10:06 PM by Jack B.

Apophysis: Caverns

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Written on 8:22 PM by Jack B.

Luc Besson's "The Messenger": How NOT To Make A Film Based on a Historical Personage

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Written on 8:19 PM by Jack B.

Back in August, The Mad Monarchist had a review of a truly terrible film, Luc Besson's 1999 purported biography, The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc. It's well worth reading (and if you haven't seen the film and may one day be considering it, please do so - it'll save you 2+ hours of your life).





As someone who loves Joan of Arc and believes, much like that legendary cynic Mark Twain, that she was "by far the most extraordinary person the human race has ever produced" I find the film nauseating and disrespectful and don't want to waste time explaining it. But it is a foremost example of what NOT to do if you are planning on making a film on a historical person.
When you have to begin your movie about one of the most chronicled people in pre-modern history (we know more about Joan through her trials and re-trials than virtually any other person in medieval history) with a gigantic lie - that of her sister (who DID exist and was NOT murdered) being murdered and raped all because the filmmakers could not imagine Joan actually being motivated by anything so "silly" as patriotism or religious sentiment then you know the movie is not worth it. And it doesn't help when you pretend your main characters is Joan of Arc when it's really someone you made up - the thing about Joan was (and this struck people at the time) is that all the while she said God had sent her she was very normal, plain-spoken, even keeled, she was even very witty, smart and sharp (read some of her testimony and see what I mean). Milla Jovovich portrayed her a screwed-up manic religious fanatic - not the kind of person that could have scared the English or inspired the French.


Filmmaker/writer Ron Maxwell wrote an in-depth takedown of "The Messenger" when it first came out that points out virtually everything wrong with the film.  And Virginia Frohlick's Saint Joan of Arc Center website has the lowdown on the "real" Jehanne la Pucelle (Joan the Maid).

Apophysis: Roses Bloom

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Written on 8:17 PM by Jack B.

The Playoffs are Here!

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Written on 10:55 AM by Jack B.

So the baseball playoffs are starting. I haven't really blogged throughout this season if only because - as a Yankees fan - I was just expecting my team to make the playoffs. The fact they lost to the Rays for the American League East title doesn't really mean anything these days (sad but true). Wild Card Teams have gone on to the World Series. THIS is when the season really begins. THIS is why Brian Cashman (and every other GM) stockpiles players with zillion dollar contracts who don't do much in the regular season (yes, I'm looking at you AJ Burnett). THIS is the time to start paying attention - because in a limited series anything can happen and any pitcher can shut down a team and anyone can get a lucky bloop hit and POOF! the series is over and the underdog has won.

Sooo, having said that.....GO YANKEES!

Apophysis: Shake

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Written on 11:27 PM by Jack B.

Haiku #346

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Written on 10:48 AM by Jack B.

Enough of rainy days
How can anything get done
By staying indoors

Haiku #345

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Written on 1:56 PM by Jack B.

This a dying month
Opening with such promise
Goes out with a sigh

Apophysis: The Pond

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Written on 6:17 PM by Jack B.

Apophysis: Battery

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Written on 10:37 PM by Jack B.

Haiku #344

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Written on 9:46 PM by Jack B.

A moment of peace
Amid the world’s distractions
Hard to attain it

Haiku #343

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Written on 10:28 PM by Jack B.

Remember that day
One you wanted to forget
Well it just passed by

Apophysis: Splatter

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Written on 8:07 PM by Jack B.

Haiku #342

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Written on 3:24 PM by Jack B.

High humidity

Sweat pours down in bucketfuls

Perspiration sucks

Haiku #341

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Written on 7:40 PM by Jack B.

Insurance issues

Coverage so byzantine

Hard to decipher

Haiku #340

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Written on 5:43 PM by Jack B.

Waiting on the door

Open and reveal what lies

Beyond that first step

Apophysis: Purple Rays

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Written on 6:52 PM by Jack B.



Apophysis: Reflect

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Written on 9:33 PM by Jack B.



Haiku #339

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Written on 10:27 PM by Jack B.

What is this thing sleep

Lethargy fills the body

Overcome the senses

Haiku #338

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Written on 5:00 PM by Jack B.

These things are too tight

Leave an imprint on the skin

Size is deceiving

Apophysis: Lost Spaces

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Written on 7:30 PM by Jack B.

Apophysis: StormEye

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Written on 10:49 PM by Jack B.

Haiku #337

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Written on 9:11 PM by Jack B.

On a crowded bus

Barely room enough to stand

The price of cut backs

Apophysis: Discordant

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Written on 5:52 PM by Jack B.

Haiku #336

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Written on 10:16 PM by Jack B.

Saw a sign that said

Certified pre-owned autos

In other words - used

Apophysis: Hold Back

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Written on 8:57 PM by Jack B.

Apophysis: Busy

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Written on 6:09 PM by Jack B.

Apophysis: Ancient

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Written on 5:36 PM by Jack B.