Am I the only one who doesn't care about this runaway bride thing?

Written on 1:12 PM by Jack B.

So a would-be bride runs away from her wedding, people think something bad might have happened to her, she's eventually found, lies about it and then its found out she actually just got cold feet. End of story. Right?

So why is this friggin' story dominating the headlines in the newspapers (it was front page news here in NYC) and why do the news networks and talk radio talking about this non-stop? Is this REALLY the most important thing going on in the world today? How about just in the USA today? Oh, lordy.