Haiku #242 - On the State of the NY Yankees

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Written on 5:44 PM by Jack B.

Yankees keep sucking
Can't seem to hit, pitch or catch
Overpriced chokers

Jesus is coming in my mail...

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Written on 12:54 PM by Jack B.

Well no, not that Jesus! I'm talking about Pope Benedict's book: Jesus of Nazareth. I pre-ordered it from Amazon and just got an e-mail that it's been shipped. I'm actually excited, this is the first book I've pre-ordered (months ahead of time) since God knows when but I really wanted to read it for myself before the professional "reviews" started coming in and shaping my opinion before I read it. I've read several of the Pope's books (written when he was Cardinal Ratzinger) and I've never read anyone who can speak about theology so clearly and so understandably.

Haiku #241

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Written on 12:53 PM by Jack B.

There would be no me
If there had never been her
Always Mother's day

Haiku #240

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Written on 7:27 AM by Jack B.

Such a lovely day
Sun stayed out into the night
Kids lay on new grass

Haiku #239

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Written on 3:53 PM by Jack B.

Storms come from the west
Wipe away my sunny days
Mother Nature’s love

Haiku #238 - On Yesterday's Opening Day at Yankee Stadium

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Written on 7:50 PM by Jack B.

New season opens
Yankees win in a comeback
Pavano still sucks

Haiku #237

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Written on 9:34 PM by Jack B.

Beautiful weather
Gentle breezes, shining sun
Is this Spring at last?

Goodbye, Internet Explorer!

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Written on 6:14 PM by Jack B.

In the 2+ years I’ve had my current Dell desktop computer I’ve removed almost none of the programs it came pre-installed with. I’ve never felt the need to.
But the other day I deleted Microsoft’s Internet Explorer 7 from my computer. I had already made the switch to Firefox as my main internet browser some time ago but kept IE because a back-up browser is always useful – and besides, Firefox is ridiculously slow to load up (at least on my computer).

About a year ago I tried Opera but it pretty much froze every time I tried I used it so promptly uninstalled it. But on a whim I downloaded Opera’s newest version a couple of weeks ago and low and behold – it worked fine. At the same time, IE 7 despite the fact its supposed to be better than its previous version gave me all kind of “script error” headaches and in comparison to Firefox and Opera is bland and no-frills. So I got rid of it, and all of a sudden my computer is running faster (Opera opens up faster than IE ever did as well). Microsoft has more money and manpower than either Mozilla (Firefox) or Opera and they have the leg up on their competitors because IE is installed on every PC in the world (right?). It was one thing when MS put Netscape basically out of business with its monopolistic ways but as the rise of Google and the re-birth of Apple has shown, Bill Gates & Co. seem to be resting on their laurels and letting the innovations come from somewhere else.

So goodbye for now Internet Explorer, let me know when you put out something I can’t get somewhere else (and for free and faster, to boot).

Dreaming of a Green St. Patrick's Day

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Written on 9:10 PM by Jack B.

(With apologies to Irving Berlin)

I’m dreaming of a green St. Patrick’s
Just like they used to have in Ireland
Where shamrocks have four-leaf clovers
And to the pubs we’ll go over
Then look for gold across the rainbow’s span

a-n-d

I’m dreaming of a green St. Patrick’s
With every bite of freshly cooked corn beef
May you sing a chorus of “Danny’s Boy” and “I’ll Take You Home Again, Kathleen”
And may all your St. Paddy’s Days be green



HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!

Haiku #236

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Written on 12:39 PM by Jack B.

Nerves are on fire
Rubber bands between my teeth
Aspirin needed

Haiku #235 - For Ash Wednesday

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Written on 7:22 PM by Jack B.

Yearly reminder
Dust we came and will return
Mere human ashes

Haiku #234

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Written on 9:48 AM by Jack B.

Face frozen over
Waiting for ride to arrive
Bastards never came

My Austrian-German-Greek-Irish-Italian-Jewish-Polish-Puerto Rican-Russian-American Princess

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Written on 10:51 PM by Jack B.


My niece, Monica Grace. With a pedigree like that you can bet she's 100 % ALL AMERICAN!

On a more selfish note, ain't she a cutie? One of the great things about being an uncle is that I have none of the responsibility of a parent and yet I still get all the pictures!


Haloscan is giving me headaches

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Written on 11:04 AM by Jack B.

I've been playing around a bit with my template and in the process Haloscan stopped working, I tried to re-install it but it was still wasn't taking. They have an automatic install for "new" Blogger but the new Blogger layout thing seems much too complicated to me right now. So I'll go with the old Blogger comments system for awhile and hope I don't get spammed.

Haiku #233 - On Super Bowl XLI

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Written on 11:03 AM by Jack B.

Colts beat Chicago
But my team wasn't playing
So didn't see it

The Days Are Packed

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Written on 9:36 PM by Jack B.

I can’t remember when I’ve been so occupied as I’ve been the last few months. Not busy, mind you, but occupied. My mind, my body, my life. Blogging has been almost non-existent, actual internet use rare. Extra responsibility at work + preparing for this coming semester has taken all my time and when I do go online...let’s just say I’m subscribed to almost 200 blogs on Bloglines and it just takes all my time to read them.

Each time I tell myself things will slow down...but they haven’t. I also still haven’t adjusted to it being 2007. 2006 went so smoothly I didn’t want it to end. By December of 07 I should have fufilled all the requirements for my Master’s. What then? Go for my Ph.D? Take some time off and travel to Europe? Settle down and finally grow up? So many decisions and I no longer can keep putting them off.

Alas, all my days are packed and the Spring semester starts this week. I’m taking a "Teaching College English Composition" course and will be a Teacher’s Assistant in an Undergrad class (ah, those were the days!). After years of avoiding T-E-A-C-H-I-N-G I’ve decided to see what it’s like. I’m hopeful I can get through this period without any disasters. My fingers are crossed.

Haiku #232

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Written on 11:06 PM by Jack B.

It is getting cold
Global freezing, not warming
Hold back the winter

Haiku #231

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Written on 10:36 PM by Jack B.

Martin had a dream
How long before it's fufilled?
One day at a time

Haiku #230

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Written on 9:00 PM by Jack B.

Time of year again
Happy Birthday to myself
Starting to fell age

Haiku #229

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Written on 10:49 PM by Jack B.

Iraq strategy
Incomprehensible plan
Clueless in White House

Haiku #228

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Written on 10:47 PM by Jack B.

What is that smell?
No one knows but say it's fine
Only in New York

Haiku #227

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Written on 2:36 PM by Jack B.

Vacation over
Wow, that was quick – not ready
Crap crap crap crap crap

Happy New Year's Eve! Bye, Bye '06! Don't Let the Door Hit You on the Way Out!

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Written on 7:51 PM by Jack B.

I hope everyone celebrates the coming new year in style (don't drink too much though - I'll do that for both of us *Ha, Ha*) and has a wonderful 2007!
And a Happy Eid to Muslims everywhere as well.

Haiku #226

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Written on 7:46 PM by Jack B.

So long December
You come and go so quickly
Come again next year

A Happy and Joyous Christmas to Everyone!

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Written on 2:22 PM by Jack B.



How long has it been
Who knows the true date
When a child was born
That would change the world’s fate

No room at the inn
In old Bethlehem
For good carpenter, Joseph
And his wife, Miriyam

In a manger
Where animals once lay
Was born the babe
On that unknown day

It is said only shepherds heard
The angels thanksgiving song
And went to see the baby
Taking their flocks along

2000 years since then
Around the winter solstice
Comes a day especially chosen
And they called it Christmas

But is it really Christmas?
Or was it yesterday?
Does it really matter?
Who’s to say?
Live life to the fullest and...
Have a very Happy, Holy Day!

*please forgive my crude drawing of the Virgin with Child - obviously art was never my best subject

Haiku #225

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Written on 7:39 PM by Jack B.

Over the radio
Come carols rather than rock
First sign of Christmas

O, Christmas Tree, O, Christmas Tree...

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Written on 11:16 PM by Jack B.

You Are a Tree

You love every part of the holidays, down to the candy canes and stockings. And you're goofy enough to put a Christmas tree ornament on your tree!


It's not that far off, you know. Yeah I know Christmas trees are basically some pagan tradition from Germany co-opted for the holiday season but I love them anyway. Christmas isn't Christmas, if there's no tree.


Here's a picture of this year's Christmas Tree 2006 at my home:No angel at the top this year and no flashing lights nor the chirping bird noises usually put into the tree. But it's not that bad - and my sister did it anyway, so I take no responsibility. I'm too lazy to do anything but throw tinsel around. Ha, ha.

Haiku #224

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Written on 10:07 PM by Jack B.

Festival of lights
Begins tonight at sundown
Happy Hanukkah!

Haiku #223 - Why I've Been Absent Lately

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Written on 10:31 AM by Jack B.

Less time studying
More writing till hand falls off
That's Grad School for you

Haiku #222

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Written on 11:25 AM by Jack B.

Winter has arrived
Suddenly swept into town
Bringing in the cold